⚠ TOP SECRET // KND HQ // SECTOR V ⚠
Alibi Kids — Everybody Eats. No Exceptions. Presented by Khanvic's Alibi
mission briefing — eyes only

OPERATION:
M.E.A.L.S.

Meals.Engineered.At.Local.Sectors

Tired of adult-food tyranny? KND-grade meals, cooked in the treehouse kitchen, delivered straight to your sector by Khanvic's Alibi. Enlist below — operatives only.

ENLIST NOW →READ THE INTEL

CHOOSE YOUR LOADOUT

Four operations. Pick your weekly mission size.

FILE R.M.
Rainbow Monkey
3 / week

Light recon. Snack-grade.

FILE 2x4
Standard 2x4
5 / week

The KND classic.

FILE C.O.D.E.
Code Module
7 / week

Daily ops. No off-days.

FILE F.E.A.S.T
Treehouse Feast
10+ / week

Full sector defense.

CLASSIFIED

ENLISTMENT FORM

File your intel. All fields with ★ are mandatory. Meals are 100% donation-funded — no cost to your family.

PREFERRED DELIVERY DAYS

DIRECT LINE TO HQ

For urgent transmissions, contact Numbuh HQ directly:

FUEL THE MISSION

Meals are 100% donation-funded — families never pay. Want to sponsor a sector? Drop supplies via: